A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" ...
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Political Satire
If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress?
Also, opposite of consitution.
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A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire
From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.
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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?
Politics.
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I'm upset about the election
SNL will have to go back to political satire instead of news.
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What do you call a mockery of a Jewish goat mans dinner?
A Satire Satyr Seder
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My bank called today to notify that my account has been reclassified
Judging by the balance they had to classify it as Satire Account
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Whatโs the difference between a tire and a joke?
One is a tire and the other is satire
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