A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly, the woman gathers courage to go ask him out. She walks over, takes a seat next to him, turns and says...
"Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure...but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were...
What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?
If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress?
Also, opposite of consitution.
A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire
From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.
I'm upset about the election
SNL will have to go back to political satire instead of news.
My bank called today to notify that my account has been reclassified
Judging by the balance they had to classify it as Satire Account
What do you call a mockery of a Jewish goat mans dinner?
A Satire Satyr Seder
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Why did the peasant cross the road? (x-post from r/pcmasterrace)
To render the building on the other side.
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What’s the difference between a tire and a joke?
One is a tire and the other is satire