China's recent crackdown on effeminate men is comical when you consider that it clearly demonstrates their overall dedication to 'CCPness'.
Talk about mixed messages.
TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Its name is 80-HD
The Comical Conservative
President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" <...
Short comical narrative I wrote
The detective’s heels clicked on the cement steps as he approached the door. The deputy ducked under the police line behind him. He knocked and the door was slowly opened by the woman. The blue and red lights were reflected in her wet eyes. “Mrs. Johnson?” He asked. “Yes. . . ?” The wo...
I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday.
It wasn't a big deal.
Reintroducing "All the children" jokes
This is a blatant repost because a year ago, I had a day full of laughs because of this thread, so I would like to give credit to /u/joschon for blessing us all with this a year ago.
Here in Sweden, there's a classic joke cycle called "All the children-jokes". They're kind of like limeric...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Some Gorillas are getting drunk in the Belgian Congo... (NSFW)
So some gorillas are having some beers and goofing off at the edge of the forest in the Belgian Congo, clowning on each other, doing impressions, etc. one of them looks toward the bordering savanna and notices a lion intently stalking a distant antelope.
“Check out Mr. King of the Jungle ove...