A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high voice,”Could you please take me to Times Square?”
In a thick Brooklyn accent the cab driver initiates conversation,”Hey, sista, that’s kinda a long drive. You mind if we, like, chat?”
The nun says,”Why no, my son, wh...
How is a joke like a frog?
If you have to dissect it, it's probably already dead.
See, because a common practice in laboratories, whether inhabited by students or professionals, is to dissect an animal, usually a frog, to understand the internal workings of it's body. Of course, this animal would be in a lot of pain if...
I was going to post a humorous, witty and intelligent time travel joke...
But you guys downvoted it.
I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust
He fell off the Guard Tower
How do you make a humorous soup?
You use laughingstock.
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A man joins a soccer team.
His new teammates inform him,
"At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex.
" The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life.
When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to...