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Humorous Jokes

A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education

>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map.
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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>CLASS: Maria.



>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ...

Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread?

One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.

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By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]






Edit1: a typo


Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

Dismemberment isn't humorous

unless you lose an arm

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How do you make a humorous soup?

You use laughingstock.

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News story reminds me of old JFK "golden toilet" joke

Read in the news that thieves had been charged with stealing a $6 million gold toilet and it reminded me of this "classic."

For some reason one of the characters in this joke when it was told to me was JFK. The accent maybe made it more humorous.

JFK is on a talk show telling the story...

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