The 6+ Best Humorous Jokes

A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education

>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map.
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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>CLASS: Maria.

>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ...

Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread?

One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.

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Daffynitions

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

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Dismemberment isn't humorous

unless you lose an arm

When are the great comedian artists often recognized?

Post-humorously.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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