Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Well son, you see that man over there with no arms? Go tell him to clap.


Son: But, Mom! I'm blind!


Mom: Exactly.

Dark humor is like food

Not everyone gets it

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Men's locker room humor is like my wife's orgasms

She never gets it

What do you call British humor?

Humour.

Dark humor is like cancer.

It's even funnier when children get it.

People tell me I don’t have a sense of humor. It’s not my fault. I was born with a serious birth defect.

I was born without a humerus.

How dark is your humor?

Mine is 9/11

What syndrome has people barking out potty humor?

Toilette’s syndrome

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The difference between self-defecating and self-deprecating humor is that...

One you shit yourself and the other you shit on yourself

My friend said my taste in dark humor is really messed up.

I think he's just racist; Pryor, Rock, and Chappelle are legends.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They're efficient and they don't have a sense of humor.

(Not mine... I think I heard it on QI or similar...)

Why does Frankenstein's monster have such a good sense of humor?

Because he's always in stitches!

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor.

But the people of Abu Dabi do.

Internet humor is so selfish

It's all about meme meme meme

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Whenever a guy doesn’t share my sense of humor I tell them that my jokes are a lot like blowjobs.

You don’t get them

[DARK HUMOR] What's the difference between a door and a 9 year old?

The way you go in.

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Dark humor is like anal sex...

Just relax a little and everything will be fine.

(Dark humor) Don't drink and drive

John Baker was 17 and hot headed. An underage drinkers and a hardcore partier, his parents were always furious with him for this. They tried keeping him from going out, but nothing seemed to work. The last straw was when John got caught driving drunk. The car was a wreck, and John was in even worse ...

A sense of humor is like food...

...you're not allowed to have it in Soviet Russia.

What would you think if one day, you woke up and didn’t have a sense of humor?

You probably wouldn’t think it was very funny.

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My humor is like dog shit on the side of the road.

It’s an acquired taste.

I like using self-deprecating humor.

I'm just not very good at it.

I read this joke in a book of Jewish humor some years ago.

An elderly Jewish woman was about to board an El Al flight from JFK to Tel Aviv, carrying her little lap dog in a cage, covered by a blanket. The gate agent informed her that there was no way she could carry the dog aboard the plane, but assured her the dog would be perfectly safe in the luggage co...

Topical Humor

How does the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.

Massage Humor

A Jewish man walked into a massage clinic looking for deep tissue. They bring him back and afterwards, he comes out looking disappointed. They ask him why and he replies, "She was too gentile."

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Merry Christmas! Read Below For The Humor⬇️

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all ...

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist.

Fowl humor

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.     She had several hundred young
pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.


She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny be...

Ancient Humor

Once Plato said "Humans are nothing but featherless bipeds". To this, Diogenes came running with a plucked chicken and said "Behold! A man"

Wanna know how I know that God has a sense of humor?

I look in a mirror.

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My humor is like my dick...

It goes deep, but not enough people get it.

I may be biased, but I think blind people have the best observational humor.

I guess I’m just a big fan of dark comedy.

I used to hate Nihilist humor...

but nothing is funny to me now.

My sense of humor is my best weapon...

... and that’s why I always end up in the hospital.

What's the similarity between dark humor and food?

Some people don't get it.

I don’t find self-deprecating humor funny anymore.

I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been

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Linguistic Humor

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was...

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