A kid asks his mom "Mom? What is dark humor?"

She responds: "see that man over there with no arms?Tell him to clap."

The kid replies: "but mom, I'm blind!"

Mom: "Exactly"

My wife has NO sense of humor

I still thought "hi 'Drowning', I'm Dad!" was hilarious.

A kid asks his dad 'Daddy, what's dark humor?"

"Well," he said, "you see that fat kid get stuck in the baby swing?"

"Dad, I'm blind..."

The dad goes back to his newspaper.

"You're welcome, son."

Coding humor

99 silly bugs in the code,
99 silly bugs,
Pass one down,
Patch it around,
127 silly bugs in the code!

Dark humor is like free healthcare

Not everybody gets it.

Jailhouse humor

A new inmate showed up at the state prison to start serving his fifty year sentence. After getting through the preliminaries with his cellmate, he settles in. After a bit, he hears a shout outside the cell, "Number twelve!", and everybody on the block laughed uproariously. A few minutes later, some ...

Very dark humor(Long joke)

A grandfather and a grandson are sitting next to each other. The grandson in on his phone while the grandfather is trying to talk to him. The grandfather says to himself, “Urgh, how you children are dependent on technology.” The grandson hears what the grandfather said and replied with, “No, your ge...

(Dark Humor) What did the handless guy get for Christmas?

Its still a mystery cause he hasn't opened his present yet.

Self-depricating humor is the best kind of humor...

Except when I do it.

The level of humor when telling dark jokes is like a boat full of refugees on it's way to Italy

It sinks.

Dark humor is like cancer.

It's even funnier when children get it.

Science Humor

Physicist: "There's a hotel in Germany with a plaque stating that Heisenberg may have slept here."
Me: "Really?"
Physicist: "Well, I'm not sure..."


(as heard in an 'Inspector Lewis' episode)

Can we stop posting jokes about women’s menstruation, this category of humor is NOT FUNNY.

Period.

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Men's locker room humor is like my wife's orgasms

She never gets it

Dry humor about water.

So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont.

One says, "Hey, go fetch some water to drink."

So the other takes a pail and wades out into the pond to get water. He looks up and there is a bear across the pond looking at him and growling!

The guy drops...

What do you call British humor?

Humour.

What syndrome has people barking out potty humor?

Toilette’s syndrome

I don’t like political humor

It’s too taxing.

People tell me I don’t have a sense of humor. It’s not my fault. I was born with a serious birth defect.

I was born without a humerus.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They're efficient and they don't have a sense of humor.

(Not mine... I think I heard it on QI or similar...)

The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor.

But the people of Abu Dabi do.

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The difference between self-defecating and self-deprecating humor is that...

One you shit yourself and the other you shit on yourself

My friend said my taste in dark humor is really messed up.

I think he's just racist; Pryor, Rock, and Chappelle are legends.

Internet humor is so selfish

It's all about meme meme meme

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

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Whenever a guy doesn’t share my sense of humor I tell them that my jokes are a lot like blowjobs.

You don’t get them

Why does Frankenstein's monster have such a good sense of humor?

Because he's always in stitches!

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Dark humor is like anal sex...

Just relax a little and everything will be fine.

I like using self-deprecating humor.

I'm just not very good at it.

A sense of humor is like food...

...you're not allowed to have it in Soviet Russia.

What would you think if one day, you woke up and didn’t have a sense of humor?

You probably wouldn’t think it was very funny.

(Dark humor) Don't drink and drive

John Baker was 17 and hot headed. An underage drinkers and a hardcore partier, his parents were always furious with him for this. They tried keeping him from going out, but nothing seemed to work. The last straw was when John got caught driving drunk. The car was a wreck, and John was in even worse ...

[DARK HUMOR] What's the difference between a door and a 9 year old?

The way you go in.

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