Dark humor is like food;

not everyone gets it.

Internet humor is so selfish

It's all about meme meme meme

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Dark humor is like anal sex...

Just relax a little and everything will be fine.

Topical Humor

How does the moon get his hair cut? Eclipse it.

[DARK HUMOR] What's the difference between a door and a 9 year old?

The way you go in.

(Dark humor) Don't drink and drive

John Baker was 17 and hot headed. An underage drinkers and a hardcore partier, his parents were always furious with him for this. They tried keeping him from going out, but nothing seemed to work. The last straw was when John got caught driving drunk. The car was a wreck, and John was in even worse ...

A sense of humor is like food...

...you're not allowed to have it in Soviet Russia.

I read this joke in a book of Jewish humor some years ago.

An elderly Jewish woman was about to board an El Al flight from JFK to Tel Aviv, carrying her little lap dog in a cage, covered by a blanket. The gate agent informed her that there was no way she could carry the dog aboard the plane, but assured her the dog would be perfectly safe in the luggage co...

What would you think if one day, you woke up and didn’t have a sense of humor?

You probably wouldn’t think it was very funny.

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My humor is like dog shit on the side of the road.

It’s an acquired taste.

I like using self-deprecating humor.

I'm just not very good at it.

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Merry Christmas! Read Below For The Humor⬇️

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all ...

Massage Humor

A Jewish man walked into a massage clinic looking for deep tissue. They bring him back and afterwards, he comes out looking disappointed. They ask him why and he replies, "She was too gentile."

Fowl humor

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.     She had several hundred young
pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.


She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny be...

Midwestern Humor

Anywhere you find four Germans, you're sure to find a fifth!

Ancient Humor

Once Plato said "Humans are nothing but featherless bipeds". To this, Diogenes came running with a plucked chicken and said "Behold! A man"

Wanna know how I know that God has a sense of humor?

I look in a mirror.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist.

Humor On Reddit

I don’t get it. It’s all insider jokes.

I may be biased, but I think blind people have the best observational humor.

I guess I’m just a big fan of dark comedy.

Bad humor is easy

Good humor is ice cream

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My humor is like my dick...

It goes deep, but not enough people get it.

Why can’t astrologers find humor in the movements of stars and planets?

The real joke is in the comets

I don’t find self-deprecating humor funny anymore.

I guess my sense of humor is as boring and worthless now as the rest of my personality always has been

My sense of humor is my best weapon...

... and that’s why I always end up in the hospital.

I used to hate Nihilist humor...

but nothing is funny to me now.

Turkish gallows humor

A prisoner goes to the prison library, and asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author."

Criminal Justice is a lot like racial humor.

It’s the dark ones that get in trouble.

A Bit of French Church Humor (Found on my FB timeline)

Poster found in a Church in France... (translated):

"When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God". However, it is unlikely that He will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and ...

How do you kill a one legged fox? (dark humor)

You make him run halfway across Canada.

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Linguistic Humor

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was...

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My drug dealer has a great sense of humor

He really cracks me up

Credit to u/fukhed69

The only thing I hate more than self deprecating humor...

...is myself.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

A humor-challenged preacher really wanted to try to use jokes to make his sermons more engaging.

One day, he went to hear a speech, and the speaker said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!". The audience was shocked. The speaker then said the punchline, "and that woman was my mother!" and he got a lot of laughs.

The preacher decided to copy ...

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(My piss poor attempt at political humor): What do you call a bunch of British politicians about to have a meal before resigning from their positions?

A full English Brexit

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, because they are efficient and have no sense of humor.