If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?

A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

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I watched the classic Snow White with my wife the other night. We went to bed shortly after and I started fooling around a bit

[Aside: hi /r/Jokes I am working on this proto-joke. Can you suggest how to make it work better?]

Wait, stop, she said, I’m Sleepy.

Well high-ho, I thought; she’s doing a bit of role play. I thought I’d better get in character too. It wasn’t too much of a stretch for me to play some H...

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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house...

and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Austra...

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