The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia." "Oh yeah, why?" "Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"
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I watched the classic Snow White with my wife the other night. We went to bed shortly after and I started fooling around a bit
[Aside: hi /r/Jokes I am working on this proto-joke. Can you suggest how to make it work better?]
Wait, stop, she said, I’m Sleepy.
Well high-ho, I thought; she’s doing a bit of role play. I thought I’d better get in character too. It wasn’t too much of a stretch for me to play some H...