What's the singular of "Women's Studies?"

Study abroad.

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns,

or is it just me?

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first mathematician orders a beer.


The second orders half a beer.


"I don't serve half-beers," the bartender replies.


"Excuse me?" asks mathematician #2.


The bartender remarks, "What kind of bar serves half-beers? That's ridiculous."


"Oh c'mo...

Is there more than one singular first person objective pronoun?

Or is it just me?

When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?

When you're Roman.

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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Once, in a faraway land, there was this doctor who was a professional trickster...

This doctor was quite popular, but he had a big, bad secret; he deceives people. How? Well, let's just say a patient walks into his office with an illness. The doctor, after doing some checkups, gives his prescription for a medicine, which he even gives for free. It turns out, however, that the medi...

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Dion Weisler, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were in a crowded bathroom.

Dion left his urinal, proceeded to the sink, washed his hands, and aggressively brandished paper towel after paper towel to rid his hands of anything resembling moisture. Before leaving, he announced to the bathroom, "At Hewlett-Packard, our employers are trained to always be thorough and vigorous."...

The other day I failed my grade 10 English exam for the third year in a row

My friend called it quite a feat.

I smugly corrected him and said, "the singular is actually 'a foot.'"



How did that dumbass even pass??

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[NSFW]A man is walking through a desert.

Thirsty, hungry and suffering from the heat he is ready to give up and let himself be consumed by the sands. Unexpectedly he finds a weird rectangular machine that had in it a singular hole, a coin slot, a button and a a little screen displaying:

"For one dollar the machine will give you the ...

It remains a puzzle . . .

It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.

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One day in a Contract Law class, the Professor asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then recited, "O...

How many agile programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to write the web page. One to make the video proclaiming the changing to be the next step towards the singularity. One to upload the video to Kickstarter. One to send out invitations to a meeting to decide whether to use Scrum or another method. One to argue that the way the invitations were se...

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Ponderisms:

Can you cry under water?







How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?







Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra p...

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An Extraterrestrial Encounter (NSFW)

A husband and wife were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary at home on their farm in the middle of nowhere. They were a happy couple, enjoying each other's company when suddenly a bright light flooded their bedroom. The winds picked up and howled, rattling the windows. A low, resonant hum ech...

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The Silent Debate

Note: This is a joke best told in person by somebody who's not afraid to go all out with gesticulations and accents.

The silent debate was a yearly event that was the Super Bowl of the intellectual world. It was watched live by tens of thousands, and broadcast on countless major networks. Fo...

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