Know what’s ironic?

A computer asking me if I’m a robot.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Trump was brought down

By a virus from China , named after a Mexican beer?

When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic".

So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"

It would be ironic if a movie about The Flat Earth Society...

Wins the Golden Globe award.

The word QUEUE is ironic.

It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

Ironic isn't it

Ironic how Jan-worry and Febr-worry are the only two months in 2020 without worry.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,

which is ironic.

It's quite ironic that "strap on"…

…backwards, spells 'no parts'…

It's ironic that in America, red white and blue stands for freedom...

... unless they're flashing behind you.

Thereʻs nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.

It’s normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.

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Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain

Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.

It's ironic that Parasite won.

Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

Thank you for the silver star!. My first!

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandma’s zodiac sign was Cancer.

She was killed... by a giant crab.

How ironic, a tornado tore through Miss Oklahoma's vegetable patch the day after she was crowned Miss America.

She actually got whirled peas.

It's ironic that chili is hot

**and not chilly**

What’s the most ironic gym phrase?

Skipping leg day.

What's ironic about having a left handed pen

It's for righting.

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Ironic, isn't it ?

That the penalty for participating in an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol that resulted in multiple deaths just might be Capital Punishment.

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

It’s ironic that Gordon Ramsay has so many kids….

Because he doesn’t serve raw meat

With all the bars closed, how horribly ironic is it that Joe Diffie died?

We can't even prop him up beside the juke box.

Isn't it ironic that the fat acceptance movement...

barely has any movement at all?

What's an ironic and hypocritical sentence?

"I'm not telling you what to do, so don't tell me what to do!"

Ironically the covid-19 virus has managed to unite the people of the world

By making us stay as far away from each other as possible

It’s ironic that “rain on your wedding day” is a poor example of irony.

And a “free ride when you’ve already paid” isn’t any better.

It's ironic...

Most anti-vax mothers are actually vaccinated.

Which, depending on what you believe, might explain their autism.

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It’s ironic that China doesn’t want us calling it “Chinese Coronavirus”.

They lay claim to just about about everything else even vaguely related to them: Tibet, Taiwan, Hong Kong, every tiny island for about 5,000 miles in any direction...

Why is Communism one of the most ironic words?

It's Capitalized

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Isn't it ironic...

that there's no Tolkien black man in The Lord of the Rings?

What is the most ironic name for a fat man?

Jim

How ironic. My wife's niece got pregnant...

on a pull-out sofa.

My wife told me that I don't understand what irony means.

It was especially ironic because we were at the bus stop.

Children left alone in the backseat can cause accidents,

which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.

It's a little-known fact that legendary stuntman Evel Kneivel had an IQ of 160, the same as genius professor Stephen Hawking.

Ironically, they also shared a love of ramps.

Jimmy Carr was once on Top Gear, and was (for a time) the fastest star in a reasonably priced car.

Which is ironic, because that is what all the hookers in L.A. called him, too.

What's ironic about a casual screw?

He nuts and bolts

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[OC] What’s the most ironic amusement park ride?

The ferrous wheel.

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My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died

She was eaten by a giant crab

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Tom and Yuu's love story

Tom Wake and Yuu Watanabe met in Japan while Tom was on a business trip. Ironically, Tom didn't want to take the job, but he was the only one fluent in Japanese, so he reluctantly went on the trip. Usually, deals like these took place over video conferences, but the company's client insisted on meet...

A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..."

"That she was killed by a giant crab."

Isn't It Ironic?

My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

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