Know what’s ironic?

A computer asking me if I’m a robot.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Trump was brought down

By a virus from China , named after a Mexican beer?

When I become a superhero, I'm going to call myself "Ironic".

So when there's trouble & I'm running away, people will be like "Isn't that ironic?!"

It would be ironic if a movie about The Flat Earth Society...

Wins the Golden Globe award.

The word QUEUE is ironic.

It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

It's quite ironic that "strap on"…

…backwards, spells 'no parts'…

Ironic isn't it

Ironic how Jan-worry and Febr-worry are the only two months in 2020 without worry.

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

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Pretty ironic they used to sacrifice virgins to call down rain

Considering they're known for having the longest dry spells.

You wanna hear about something ironic? My grandma’s zodiac sign was Cancer.

She was killed... by a giant crab.

Thereʻs nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.

It’s normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.

It's ironic that Parasite won.

Because there was no host for the Oscars.

Huh? Huh?
I'll show myself out.

Thank you for the silver star!. My first!

The most ironic part about working at the unemployment office is...

If you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron

Which is ironic.

Isn't it ironic that the world's greatest composers; Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart...

... Have spent the last 200 years decomposing?

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I love you all.

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Update on an Ironic Classic

A man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed, says life seems harsh, heartless and cruel. He's all alone in a threatening world, and what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." Man bur...

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom.....

Until they are flashing behind you!

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The only thing more ironic than a mother calling her son a son of a bitch...

Is a kid calling his father a motherfucker.

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

Isn't it ironic that the fat acceptance movement...

barely has any movement at all?

The other day my friend was telling me that I didn’t understand what irony meant.

Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.

What's ironic about having a left handed pen

It's for righting.

How ironic, a tornado tore through Miss Oklahoma's vegetable patch the day after she was crowned Miss America.

She actually got whirled peas.

What's an ironic and hypocritical sentence?

"I'm not telling you what to do, so don't tell me what to do!"

You know you're a hipster when...

You iron your non-iron shirts just to be ironic.

It’s ironic that Gordon Ramsay has so many kids….

Because he doesn’t serve raw meat

With all the bars closed, how horribly ironic is it that Joe Diffie died?

We can't even prop him up beside the juke box.

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It’s ironic that China doesn’t want us calling it “Chinese Coronavirus”.

They lay claim to just about about everything else even vaguely related to them: Tibet, Taiwan, Hong Kong, every tiny island for about 5,000 miles in any direction...

It's ironic...

Most anti-vax mothers are actually vaccinated.

Which, depending on what you believe, might explain their autism.

What is the most ironic name for a fat man?

Jim

A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..."

"That she was killed by a giant crab."

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Isn't it ironic...

that there's no Tolkien black man in The Lord of the Rings?

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[OC] What’s the most ironic amusement park ride?

The ferrous wheel.

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My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died

She was eaten by a giant crab

How ironic. My wife's niece got pregnant...

on a pull-out sofa.

What's ironic about a casual screw?

He nuts and bolts

"Lincoln" grossed $275,000,000 in movie theaters

Which is ironic since historically Lincoln doesn't do too well in theaters

Two friends are standing at a crosswalk waiting to cross.

One turns to the other and says "Hey, wouldn't it be ironic if you got hit by an ambulance?" The other guy scoffs. "An ambulance wouldn't be good enough for me," he says. "It'd have to be a luxury limousine!" He steps out into the street, and is promptly hit by a garbage truck.

Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic.

Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.

Isn't It Ironic?

My wife was trying to explain to me that I didn't know what irony meant, which was ironic because I had just taken a shower.

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