Fishy Jokes

when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders.

So, there's a fisher, who's catching fish in an area where fishing is prohibited. There even is a sign nearby that states that. Anyway, while he is fishing with his rod, a policeman comes by. He approaches the fisher: “Sir, excuse me but aren't you able to read? Can't you see the sign over there tha... read more

Salmon.

An Asian guy goes into a restaurant and is talking to the waiter. The waiter says "I had a dream of being a goldfish last night". The guy says "are you trying to be Koi?"

do crabs think fish are flying?

Turned out to be a red herring.

Fishing fish fishing fish fish fishing fish.


Although fishing fish that are fished are usually fishing fish anyways, it's interesting to consider fishing fish fishing other fishing fish.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the h... read more

Let's just say, it was a pretty fishy chat.

Something about them feels….. fishy

Smells fishy to me.

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.

One called Justin and the other called Kristian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shar... read more

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

I knew something smelt fishy

sorry if this joke was a bit fishy but I just go with the flow\~ xD

Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy.

A little fishy

One says to the other, "Something smells fishy."

I knew that title was a little fishy

It looks fishy

Because something's really fishy with all these turkeys playing chicken in a beef over pork.

Something smells fishy around here.

it sounded fishy at first, but the dolphins told me it was safe

But they were far too literal with names like "fishy" and "flipper".

I wonder where Little Human and Naked Baby get that from.

but, it seems kind of fishy and theres a catch to it

(btw angling is a synonym of fishing)

A detective walks into a seafood restaurant and sits down. He orders a meal and starts eating, but suddenly stops halfway through. The waiter notices this and hurries over to make sure everything is OK. The detective narrows his eyes and says, "Something tastes fishy here!"

And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.

*He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

Give a fish that man, and that little fishy has food for like, ever.

Because they're a little fishy

Because the show looks fishy if you use too many plants...

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.

The first one says, "If I tell you a joke that relies on *casting* the word "rod" in a phallic sense, would you find it *fishy*?"

"Oh," says the second one, "I think I can *tackle* it."

"So... *net-net*, you'd take the *bait*?"

"Oh-ho! *Hook, line, and sinker*!"

"I don't ... read more

He smelled a little fishy.

Something fishy that doesn't quite add up.

- Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

- Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

- Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Something's fishy about this."

- Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, "Oh ... read more

We were both hanging around, having a nice time together. Then suddenly out of a blue, a guy came up to us, holding a lighter in his hand. He looked awfully fishy and he gave us a strange stare.


"Hey, boys. Ya mind if I ask ya a question?"


"What is it?" My brother asked, unper... read more

On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go on a fishing trip with my boss. We'll be gone a week. This is a great chance for me to work on that promotion! Would you please pack some clothes for me and set out my rod and tackle box. I’ll swing by the hou... read more