Today I saw an interesting sign at a picture framing shop.
"SHOOT THE FAMILY, HANG THE KIDS, FRAME THE WIFE."
Everyone in town loved old Roger.
He was a friendly and jovial man, always wearing a big smile and treating his customers like they were family.
Roger was a woodworker by trade, specializing in ornate picture frames. Everyone who knew him would agree that he was an expert in his field, perhaps even a gifted prodigy, and he ha...
Roger was a simple man but everyone in town knew him.
For many decades he worked alone at his picture framing store, Abbott's Framing, which was on Main St. and he would often sit outside on a chair, chatting with many of the locals. One day old Roger passed away and they held his funeral under a big oak tree with a large framed picture of him sporting...
A swindler Passes by a bird in the stairwell of an appartment building
The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace sin...