A woman buys a picture frame from the Hardware Store.
The store man says, would you like a screw for that?
She replies, "No, but I'd suck your cock for a Lawnmower!"
Last week I got a picture framed
Now it's doing 10 years for armed robbery but swears that it's innocent
What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?
It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversa...
What are three things that don’t hang themselves?
Picture frames, drywall & Jeffery Epstien.
David and Shane worked for a small furniture company which had recently developed a new product.
They had been developing a new kind of smart shelf, and it was finally finished. This shelf had everything! Part of it featured a built in wireless charger, there were USB ports, part of it could flip up to reveal a screen which could be used as digital picture frame as well as had access to YouTube...