Whoever coined the phrase "dad-bod" missed a golden opportunity...
Should've called it "the Father-figure"
I'm so excited to finally get a dad bod
It's the first time I've ever had a father figure
My friend told me I have a "dad bod"
I tell him, "No, I have the one thing I didn't have growing up; a father figure.'
What do dad jokes and dad bods have in common?
They are both easy to get.
How do you decide whether he's got a Dad Bod and a Bad Bod?
You've got to draw the line on the big D.
[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...
Just want father figures in their lives.
Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?
How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?
How was Jesus Christ so ripped?
You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?
A man goes to the beach...
...and he sets himself up to show off his new beach bod. A few women glance his way, but none strike up a conversation. He looks a little ways down the beach to see lots of women around an older guy who is nowhere near as chiseled as him.
As the crowd disperses, the man approaches his compe...