I shrugged and replied, "yeah, it's growing on me."
At first I thought I was only attracted to dad bods...
But then I realized I just wanted a father figure.
How's y'all's summer bods looking?
Mines looking like I have a great personality.
I'm working on getting a dad bod
I want to be a good father figure
It’s not a dad bod
If you need a male influence in your life and he has a dad bod, don’t call it a dad bod, but more of a....father figure
Wanna get a Jesus bod? Ever wonder how the Lord got so ripped?
Whoever coined the phrase "dad-bod" missed a golden opportunity...
Should've called it "the Father-figure"
whats the healthier sister version of a dad bod?
I'm so excited to finally get a dad bod
It's the first time I've ever had a father figure
What do dad jokes and dad bods have in common?
They are both easy to get.
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As a father I am granted 3 things in life:
1. I am allowed to have a dad bod. 2. I am allowed to make dad jokes. 3. I am a certified mother fucker.
How do you decide whether he's got a Dad Bod and a Bad Bod?
You've got to draw the line on the big D.
[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...
Just want father figures in their lives.
Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?
How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?
A man goes to the beach...
...and he sets himself up to show off his new beach bod. A few women glance his way, but none strike up a conversation. He looks a little ways down the beach to see lots of women around an older guy who is nowhere near as chiseled as him.
As the crowd disperses, the man approaches his compe...
How was Jesus Christ so ripped?
You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?