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Bod Jokes

Whoever coined the phrase “dad bod” missed a golden opportunity...

Should've called it "the Father-figure"

Lots of guys aren't too happy with getting a "dad bod" eventually in life. But I'd say im pretty excited for it

Because it's the closest thing I'm gonna get to having a father figure in my life

I don’t have a “dad bod.”

I have a father figure.

How's y'all's summer bods looking?

Mines looking like I have a great personality.

A dad bod is like a poorly designed website.

The best part is below the fold.

What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod?

An auntie-body.

Please refrain from calling an expanded gut on a man “Dad Bod”…

It is more accurately defined as a Father Figure.

I wanna have a smoking hot bod for once in my life

That’s why I’ve decided on cremation

She leaned over and said, "I love your dad bod."

I shrugged and replied, "yeah, it's growing on me."

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It was always important to Jim that he care for his bod so he lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.

One morning he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. He decided he had to do something about it.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.

A bi...

At first I thought I was only attracted to dad bods...

But then I realized I just wanted a father figure.

Wanna get a Jesus bod? Ever wonder how the Lord got so ripped?

CrossFit

[OC] Girls who prefer "dad bods"...

Just want father figures in their lives.

What do dad jokes and dad bods have in common?

They are both easy to get.

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What do you call a superstitious construction vehicle that has a gross physique?

Icky-bod Crane

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Jenny just got out of the shower, and was wearing just a towel, when the doorbell rang

She answered the door, and it was their neighbor, Ted. Ted says, "Oh my god Jenny, you look so sexy, in nothing but that towel."

She appreciates the compliment, but feels a bit uneasy, when Ted continues, "I'll tell you what - I'll give you $500 cash right now to drop that towel and show me ...

A man goes to the beach...

...and he sets himself up to show off his new beach bod. A few women glance his way, but none strike up a conversation. He looks a little ways down the beach to see lots of women around an older guy who is nowhere near as chiseled as him.

As the crowd disperses, the man approaches his compe...

How was Jesus Christ so ripped?

You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?

CrossFit

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