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George wanted to last longer during sex

So he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that ...

The veteran’s affairs office requests several ex-soldiers to come by and hear about a new pension plan.

“Alright men,” the official begins, “we’ve tried out a lot of pension plans in the past and none of them have worked out. At this point, we’re winging it. We’re going to measure between two points of your body, and whatever the distance is in inches, that’s how many thousand dollars you’ll get. So t...

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Did you hear the one about the guy on the toilet with all the buttons??

He looked at the array of buttons in bewilderment as he finished his business. He sees one labeled “WW”and decides to test it out. He pushes the button and warm water gently shoots out and washes his rear. Delighted, he moves onto one labeled “WA”. He pushes it and warm air flows from the toilet and...

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Wife and husband are doing 69 when the husband realizes he's late for the dentist.

He doesn't want his mouth the smell like pussy so he quickly brushes his teeth, rinses out his mouth, and heads out the door as soon as he can. When he pulls up to the dentist he sprays his mouth with breathe freshener and heads inside.
Once he's seated in the chair he's sure his mouth doesn't s...

Gynecologist that wants to be a mechanic.

My girlfriend's grandfather told me this beauty last night.


Bob no longer wants to be a Gynecologist and decides that a mechanic job would best suit him.

He attends a class on the basic of car repairs. After finishing the course Bob receives a grade of 150/100. Bob, confused, goes ...

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