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A very distinguished lady was on a plane

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"

"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remov...

What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes?

A Benedictine Cumberbatch.

There's a rumor an evil spirit is haunting houses nearby

They say that if it enters your house, your spelling starts to worsen. But that is only suprestition, ther is no whey deth e gost Ken du sash รจ t1ng, rait?

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How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant?

She's wearing a sash that says Idaho.

Why are there only 49 contestants in the Miss America pageant this year?

No one wanted to wear a sash that says "I-da-ho."

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How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute?

Look for the one with the sash that says "I da ho".

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