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An MI6 agent, a CIA agent, and a KGB agent walk into a bar

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I can't believe Trump wants to [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] while [REDACTED] with his [REDACTED] up his [REDACTED]

WTF? I thought the NSA wasn't getting paid. Damn they work fast.

I was trying to read the newspaper, but every third word was redacted.

Whatever, I like the comics better than the classifieds anyways.

Redacted: Why can't a hand be twelve inched long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Do you know what China is famous for?

\[REDACTED\]

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven.

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's the difference between the clitoris and a can of Bud Light?

zeps/u kcuf -- mass edited with redact.dev

To not go off on a tangent

license hunt reminiscent head teeny encouraging versed pathetic label north -- mass edited with redact.dev

How do you express criticism of Israel in America?

\[redacted\]

Who is China's favorite NBA team?

[REDACTED]

The worst thing about censorship is...

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I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor

[REDACTED]

What are my views on Russia and China? Well...

[redacted]

How many Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, because [redacted]

EDIT: I can no longer in good conscience condone a joke that makes fun of someone based on their physical appearance. I will be deleting the punchline shortly.

EDIT 2: OK its redacted.

What is secret agent's favorite dinosaur?

A pte>!REDACTED!<yl.

What do you get when you cross a social media site with a Chinese investor?

[redacted]

What do you call an SCP enthusiast?

[Redacted]

Wanna hear a joke about the SCP foundation?

[redacted]

How is the Tiananmen square massacre similar to the Mueller report?

[REDACTED]

I was in Area 51 last week. Here is a list of everything I saw

[Redacted]

As an FBI agent, my friends don’t find my jokes very funny.

[Redacted]

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