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Everyone in town loved old Roger.

He was a friendly and jovial man, always wearing a big smile and treating his customers like they were family.

Roger was a woodworker by trade, specializing in ornate picture frames. Everyone who knew him would agree that he was an expert in his field, perhaps even a gifted prodigy, and he ha...

horse and a donkey meet for a drink. (soccer joke)

Horse and a donkey meet and go to the horses house for drinks.
On the walls of the horses house are medals trophies and ribbons.
Donkey asks: "what are all the rewards from?"
Horse:"I used to race and I was pretty good so I won all these medals and trophies"
After they finished drinking,...

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

I have some wire frames and a curved lens.

Is that anything to make a spectacle of?

What happens if you severely overclock a PC?

It goes up in frames!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Why can’t they make a bowling video game?

Because they couldn’t measure it in frames per second.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One day a business man notices a little shop and decides he’ll check it out.

Where stands an old man. Before the business man could introduce himself. The old man, thinking that he is the town’s famed storyteller, began his great legend.

He started,”Do ye feel the sturdiness of this here frame? I built it with mine own two hands. But they don’t call me Poltroon the bu...

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