Fitted sheets were originally invented in 1682 in Salem, MA.
Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.
Fitted sheets were the original USB plug
You put it on and it’s wrong. You turn it once and it’s still wrong. You turn it back and then it’s right.
Proteins fold…
Yes, but can they do a fitted sheet?
A man throws a dollar coin into a wishing well...
and a genie pops out. The genie tells him "You have thrown the largest money value into this well since it has been built. You may have one wish."
"I want a dragon."
"Are you sure? That's... pretty big, and would probably give me away. Anything else?"
"I want to learn how to fol...
Just figured out that ghosts are . . . . .
people who died trying to fold a fitted sheet.
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous...
Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet.
What is the difference between a piece of fabric with elastic around the edges, designed to go on a bed, and an unexpected bout of diarrhea when wearing sandals?
One is a fitted sheet...
Grandma
Grandma's getting a little hard to understand in her old age. "Ma", we said, "you may be getting dyslexia."
"Lysdexia?", she said, "Don't be diriculous."
We had to put our foot down when she got on the phone to order fitted sheets.
A good case for shoes
What's the difference between a linen store, and a nudist with diarrhea? One has fitted sheets...
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There was once this circus performer who could eat anything, and would do so for his act.
His best trick was when he would eat several pillows and pillowcases, a comforter, a fitted sheet, a regular sheet, and a mattress all in one sitting. Unfortunately, he couldn’t preform the stunt often as the immense amount of fiber would block him up for nearly a month. After about three weeks of p...
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