A man and an auditor...

A man went into an auditor’s office with his lawyer and sat down.

“It says here you get all your money from gambling?” The auditor said with a suspicious look.

“Yes,” the man said. “I am a fairly good gambler.”

The man then told the auditor that he would bet him $1000 dollars th...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket

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