Fitted sheets were originally invented in 1682 in Salem, MA.
Unfortunately, they didn't catch on at that time since anyone who could actually fold them was accused of witchcraft and subsequently burned at the stake.
Fitted sheets were the original USB plug
You put it on and it’s wrong. You turn it once and it’s still wrong. You turn it back and then it’s right.
Grandma
Grandma's getting a little hard to understand in her old age. "Ma", we said, "you may be getting dyslexia."
"Lysdexia?", she said, "Don't be diriculous."
We had to put our foot down when she got on the phone to order fitted sheets.
A good case for shoes
What's the difference between a linen store, and a nudist with diarrhea? One has fitted sheets...
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