I want to say comforters are superior to quilts

But I don’t like to make blanket statements.

why was the baby comforter so sad?

It was a little down

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I called the hotel front desk, livid.

“There’s semen on the comforter!” I yelled

“I’m sorry sir, I don’t know what to say except I’ll have house keeping up there immediately”

When housekeeping arrived, they were extremely apologetic.

“I’m so sorry sir, I don’t know how this happened.”

I said “Please just get...

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