I tried to write an article about a recent bedding scandal.
But all the other news agencies had it covered.
Just A Man Shopping With His Wife
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the follow...
What type of bedding does a hip-hop artist sleep on?
A rap sheet.
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The 40 year old virgin.
John was 40 years old, but still a virgin. He tried everything possible to get laid, but to no avail. So as a last resort, he decided to pray to the angels up in heaven.
He made it a habit of praying, before going to bed.10 years passed and on his 50th birthday, an angel appeared before him ...