Sad news but a good friend of mine just had a stroke. He says he lost functionality of the left side his body.

When I called to ask how he’s doing he said “I guess I’m all right now.”

I submitted a great joke about Reddit's search functionality a while back.

I can't find it now.

If Government was software how would you describe its issues?

Answer: Too much middleware and a major lack of API functionality.

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