He says to the salesman "I'd like to buy that little TV and install it in my limo".
"Sorry, I don't want to sell you anything."
Angered, Trump takes the limo home and decides to give it another go. To cleverly fool the salesman, he dyes his hair black, puts on an Elvis costume and goe...
I told my Dad I am going to delete all of my social media accounts, throw away my electronics and go live in the woods.
He told me I can't just Thoreau my life away.
A blond walks in to a electronics store
A blonde walks in to a electronics store looking for a new tv. She found one that seemed fine and found a employee. When she showed him the tv he said: Sorry ma’am, we don’t sell to blondes
The next day she came back wearing a brown wig and another employee that she wanted the tv. again. The...
My friend can’t decide what type of electronics to get,
and he’s kinda upset about it.
No one can console him.
A blonde goes to buy a TV
A blonde goes to buy a TV and asks for the manager at the electronics store
She asks “How much is that TV?”
The manager responds “I’m sorry but I don’t sell to blondes”
She gets mad and leaves the store. When she gets home she gets an idea. She decides to dye her hair red and th...
Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it:
The Ohm Depot
A blond woman walks into a electronics shop
The owner of the shops asks if he can help her and she points and says : ‘I would like to buy that television.’ The owner says: ‘we don’t sell to blondes.’
So she leaves and comes back to the shop with a red colored wig on and points and says : ‘I would like to buy that television.’ Again th...
Blonde walks into an Electronics store
She walks up to one of the Items and taps the nearest sales person on the shoulder “excuse me sir, how much for that TV??” The sales person looked her up and down and said “I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t sell TV’s to blondes” The blonde gets upset and leaves the store. She goes home furious...
Engineers solving a problem
A guy goes on a trip with 3 Friends; an electrical engineer, a physics engineer and an IT specialist. Few hours into the trip the car breaks down. The electrical engineer says: "Well i know this issue, there must be some problems with the electronics of this car". The physics engineer says "Of cours...
How do you get rich from electronics?
Tell janet from homeware that he's been cheating on her.
LPT: Always read product reviews before buying electronics
Like a lot of people, I’ve been drawn in by Amazon to check out their prime day deals. I was browsing through the electronics earlier, looking for a new flash drive for transferring documents between my home and work computers. The primary one I use currently is only USB 2.0 and I figured it might ...
None of my European electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God.
Turns out they just needed a higher power.
Two fish are swimming around in a tank. One fish asks the other:"Won't being full of water affect the electronics on this thing?"
Healthy Marriage reminds me of Cheap Electronics
Battery’s not included
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I failed my electronics exam today.
Apparently, a transistor is not a black woman dressed as a man
A blonde walks into an electronics store....
(yes, probably a repost. I love it though)
...and says to the nearby salesperson, "I'd like to buy this TV please"
To which he replies "We don't sell to blondes."
So she goes out and dyes her hair brown, comes back in, and calls him over again. Same response, "We don't sell to b...
A Blonde walked into a electronics store...
She came in the shop and asked for a Tv. The man asked her which one. She pointed to the one she thought was cheapest. Instantly the guard said "No blondes allowed".
The next day she came in wearing a red wig. She did the exact same thing and the guard kicked her out again.
The 3rd d...
I'm at a Mexican electronics store and the clerk asked me what kind of cables I was looking for.
I told him, "Audios."
He left and hasn't come back since.
What makes electronics work?
Smoke. If you let the smoke out, the electronic component stops working.
A blonde enters an electronics store...
She goes to the store owner and asks him to sell her the TV she picked.
He refuses, telling her that he can't sell the TV to a Blonde.
She comes back the next day, after dyeing her hair black, and asks him the same question. He again tells her that he can't sell the tv to a Blonde. ...
What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?
Why do you put water damaged electronics in rice?
Cuz at night it will attract asians to fix your electronics.
A mechanical engineer, an electronics engineer and a software engineer where testing a new automobile..
Going down a hill the brakes started to fail. They careened down the hill at speed, screeching round the corners, narrowly missing cliff faces and sheer drops, and finally coming to a halt by steering up a grassy bank.
"Phew, that was close", said the electronics engineer, "I've got a...
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I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics.
He told me I used the wrong stereo type.
A woman with blonde hair walks into an electronics store...
And gestures over a store employee.
"I want to buy this TV." She said.
The store employee replies to her, "I am sorry, ma'am. But we don't sell TV's to blondes. Store policy."
The woman is visibly upset, but formulates a plan. She goes home and she dyes her hair the most ...