I recently came up with a pirate-themed tabletop RPG, but then the makers of Dungeons and Dragons found out.

They sent me a seas-and-d6 letter.

Did you hear the pasta makers in Italy revolted?

It was a ravioli-tion

What do film makers use and IT people fear?

A blue screen

I met an anarchist ice cream maker

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

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In business news, the makers of "Utterly Butterly" have been knocked off their top spot as the UK's leading brand of dairy spread.

I can't believe they're not bitter.

In China, film makers have to appease the Chinese censors, but people forget in America we have the same thing...

We also have to appease the Chinese censors.

My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week.

We suspect it's connected to organized crime.

Did you know that shoe makers are very talkative?

They love to converse

Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

Avocado makers need to up their game

The only free gift I get is a wooden ball

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

The makers of summers eve

The makers of summers eve has release a new product line for men. A spray for men called umpire, for foul balls.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get?

Tic tac toe

Q: Why do movie makers not make a cross-over movie between "A Quiet Place" and "IT"?

A: They already know that it is going to be "ShhhhIT"

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A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker.

He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

Potato clock

A man was starting a new job and didn't want to be late. So he went to the clockmakers and asked to buy a Potato clock.

The clock maker was puzzled. "What's a Potato clock?"

The man replied "I don't know. I said to my wife that I didn't want to be late to work at 9 am, so she told me t...

Where do poor Italian noodle makers live?

In the Spaghetto.

What do you call it when perfume makers try to take over the world?

Cologneialism

Watch makers are the best people to date.

They make time for you.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?

They both seek fortuna.

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This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-ass breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
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An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Mary's church in Dublin have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy O'Neill from Dinlge has written a strongly worded letter.

When will the madness end?

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Why are jewish potion makers all male?

He brew

Why are hunters good love-makers?

They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot.

Do you know who have ultimate fate in humanity?

Calendar makers who already prepare calendars for 2021.

I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such

I was involved in very organized crime

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