Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
I’m getting really good at beating computers
Captcha thinks I’m not even human
A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers.
He was fired for trying to take a byte.
Computers are not funny
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
What do old men and old computers have in common?
3.5 inch floppies.
Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England
French Fries Were Not Invented In France.
We Sometimes Take English For Granted
But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:
Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly
Boxing Rings Are Square
And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.
If Writers Write, H...
What do Bad computers and Children have in common?
They're worth more if you sell their parts separately
What OS do Jedi run their computers on?
What do air conditions and computers have in common?
They work fine until you open Windows.
I asked my mom why computers are so smart
Mom: because they listen to their motherboards!
Was reading a "People Who Passed Away In 2020" article and saw that Larry Tesler, one of the co-developers of the basic copy and paste function for computers, died in February.
Was reading one of those "People Who Passed Away In 2020" articles and saw that Larry Tesler, one of the co-developers of the basic copy and paste function for computers, died in February.
Was reading one of those "People Who Passed Away In 2020" articles and saw that Larry Tesler, one of the...
How big do computers like their snacks?
Lumberjacks are bad at fixing computers
They only know how to log out.
Hide and Seek
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the b...
Wait... So we're a just lazy?
Humans too lazy to figure out why: invents religion
Monks too lazy to follow rules: invents philosophy
Philosophers too lazy to contemplate: invents science
Scientists too lazy to experiment: invents mathematics
Mathematicians too lazy to calculate: invents computers <...
What are Russian computers best for?
Difference between computers and woman
Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
Why do Americans have good computers?
Because they have no troubleshooting.
I am rebranding computers' energy saving mode
It's a power nap.
What do you call a competition for computers?
Sharing for my 70 yr old mother. Why are computers so smart?
Because they listen to their motherboards.