What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?

Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies.

The best computers are made in America

They have virtually no troubleshooting.

An executive of a company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispering, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked," Is your daddy home?"

"Yes." whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult...

A tree needed to get off its computer

So it decided to log off

Why can't elephansts use computers

Because they are scared of the mouse

Did you hear about the person who hates computers?

They just came out as non binary

On New Year's Eve back in 1999, a friend bet me a couple grand that computers were going to stop working

"Why $2k?" I asked.

Apparently Brexit has also enabled the British to increase the space on their computers...

. Officials say that they’ve now got a free GB!

Do you know the difference between americans and computers?

americans don't have trouble-shooting

Someone once gave away multiple computers

Sadly I wasn’t able to windows

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...

The Apple Store in my city was looted and thieves took off with $100K worth of products.

Police make no arrests and say they were were able to recover both computers.

My grammar school is too cheap to have mouses for our computers

They have mice

How do computers form intimate relations?

They insert the floppy into the disc drive.

Women are like computers.

They won't take my 3.5 inch floppy.

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I told a girl my dick was like a computer

She asked if that was because it had loads of RAM and a big hard drive.

Oh, the surprise she got when she found out it was microsoft and full of viruses.

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