Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat do...

I was going to tell a joke about computers

But it wasn't very PC.

Two computers walk into a bar. The first computer says “1110001010011011.” The second computer replies “2”.

The first computer says, “Oh, so you’re non-binary?”

Our computers went down at work today ...

... so we had to do everything manually.

It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.

What’s the difference between Americans and computers?

Americans don’t have trouble shooting

What do computers identify as?

Binary

Jesus and satan bet on who is a better programmer

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for severa...

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The year is 2222 and John and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

John asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian resp...

Why don't spiders need phones or computers?

They're on the web anyways.

Computers are not funny

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers.

He was fired for trying to take a byte.

I’m getting really good at beating computers

Captcha thinks I’m not even human

What do old men and old computers have in common?

3.5 inch floppies.

What do Bad computers and Children have in common?

They're worth more if you sell their parts separately

What do air conditions and computers have in common?

They work fine until you open Windows.

What are Russian computers best for?

ComPutin.

What OS do Jedi run their computers on?

The DagobahSystem.

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