Do you know the difference between americans and computers?

americans don't have trouble-shooting

How do computers form intimate relations?

They insert the floppy into the disc drive.

Women are like computers.

They won't take my 3.5 inch floppy.

This young generation with their computers and internet are so self absorbed.

It's all meme, meme, meme..

Why do all doctors use Windows computers?

Because an apple keeps them away.

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When the prison guards decided to install computers in the local prison, what was the first procedure taken?

Removing the ‘escape’ button.

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...

Most girls are like modern computers

They won’t accept my 3 1/2” floppy

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Stop using naughty words or else!

In order to prevent the unacceptable proliferation of swear words in this sub, I have developed a virus, which should have infected all your computers by now. It scans the words you type in, and if it detects that a naughty word has been used, it will instantly cause your computer to crash.


Apple are making more money than me selling phones and computers.

It's time to make a stand.

Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards

What's the biggest pain about slow computers?

The megahertz

What do computers eat for snacks?


(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)

Why do the British build cars, but not computers?

They can't figure out how to get computers to leak oil.

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I told a girl my dick was like a computer

She asked if that was because it had loads of RAM and a big hard drive.

Oh, the surprise she got when she found out it was microsoft and full of viruses.

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Why can't computers be gay?

They're all binary

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