This young generation with their computers and internet are so self absorbed.

It's all meme, meme, meme..

Women are like computers.

They won't take my 3.5 inch floppy.

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When the prison guards decided to install computers in the local prison, what was the first procedure taken?

Removing the ‘escape’ button.

One time in the computer lab at my school, next to one of the computers, a mouse started acting up.

So one if my classmates noticed it and said "Oh, there's no batteries in it". So he found two batteries that didn't fit in the mouse *at all* and jammed them in anyway.

Needless to say, we weren't allowed to have any more class pets after that.

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. Th...

Most girls are like modern computers

They won’t accept my 3 1/2” floppy

What file system do Weight Watchers' computers use?

exFAT

Apple are making more money than me selling phones and computers.

It's time to make a stand.

Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards

What do computers eat for snacks?

Micro-chips


(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)

Why do doctor’s all use windows computers?

Every time they get near an apple it keeps them away.

What's the biggest pain about slow computers?

The megahertz

Why do the British build cars, but not computers?

They can't figure out how to get computers to leak oil.

My computers a lot like the Chargers

They both only have two fans.

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I told a girl my dick was like a computer

She asked if that was because it had loads of RAM and a big hard drive.

Oh, the surprise she got when she found out it was microsoft and full of viruses.

I have been taking an IT course for the past year.

I’ve learned a lot about computers, but I’m starting to wonder when they’ll get to the damn clown.

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Why can't computers be gay?

They're all binary

Why are old computers so slow?

Because they do things a bit at a time.

A person invented a new computer and called his friend to check it out...

Person:- this computer can think like a human

Friend :- how?

Person :- whenever it does something wrong, he blames it on other computers.

I’m an expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect

I’m also an expert at computers, music, math, biology, and chemistry.

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