When driving an electric car, never turn onto a dead end street.

you'll be stuck on a road with No Outlet.

Why did the electric car go to court?

It was charged with battery

I walked into the a electric car dealership,

I asked them how much they charge.

If Dodge made an electric car...

Would it be called a Dodge Chargeable

Electric cars

**Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car?**

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...

... he was plain old Lon Musk

What do a man with diarrhea and a electric car owner have in common?

They both hope to make it home

Did you hear about new electric car from Germany?

It’s called a Voltswagen.

(Credit for this: Alexa this morning)

Governments worldwide are pushing electric cars.

It's just going to cause a re volt.

Apple is planning on getting into the electric car manufacturing business.

Only when their cars are finally out in the market for sale, it will be fully autonomous. The steering wheel is optional. It will be sold separately for $5,000.

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car?

No, you have to charge it.

Apple finally enters the electric car market

But their vehicles don’t come a charger and attempts to self service will render the vehicle immobilized

Never buy a second electric car from Chevy.

It's revolting.

My friend is trying to convince me not to buy a Tesla because electric cars use up a lot of battery going uphill.

But that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

If I flip my new Nissan electric car ...

Am I turning over a new Leaf?

In 2025 Apple plans to make an electric car

Am just wondering if the car will have windows?

A second Cash for clunkers program for electric cars would be called ...

Cash for Clunkers 2 Electric Boogaloo

Chevrolet is about to introduce another fully electric car

Many people think it's great but others think it's just re-Volting.

What does a gangster on an island say when they see a non-electric car?

Madagascar

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla...

...so I'm pretty Madagascar is all I can afford.

One of my Irish buddies tried to develop an electric car...

It didn't have great range as he couldn't get a long enough extension cord!

Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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What is the similarity between electric cars and your penis?

Both of them are touch to start

Yo mama so stupid.

She tried to kill herself by sitting in the garage with an electric car.

Elon Musk was forced to resign and King Julien took over

They needed someone who was more passionate about electric cars and who could beat King Julien? I mean everyone knows King Julien was in the “Mad at Gas Cars” movies.

OC car joke

Why did Elon name his electric car the “Tesla”?

Because “Muskmobile” didn’t pass the smell test.

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.

Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sel...

Frank is relaxing in a bar.

The bartender comes up to him and asks, "Why do you have such big coins?" for in Frank's pocket, there are some pretty big-sized coins.

"Well these are 10-inch pennies," he replies.

A woman nearby asks, "how did you get them?"

Frank then proceeds to tell the story of how he was ...

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An engineer dies and goes to hell...

He is welcomed by his orientation demon, who shows him around and explains how things work. The engineer notices that a lot of things aren't working and are in dire need of fixing. The air conditioning is busted, the network is overloaded, there's power shortages everywhere, everything is overheatin...

The genie of the lamp

A hipster goes to an antique market where he spots a cool looking brass lamp. It's only $20, so he buys and takes it home.
He spots a black mark on the side so he gets out the brass polish and rubs it to remove the mark. There's a flash and this giant Middle Eastern dude appeares in his lounge. "...

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An engineer and a scientist walk into a dive bar....

Smiling, happy, the engineer says, "Bartender, shots for everyone!"

The bartender leans in, confused, "I can tell you're not from around here. Are you sure you want to buy these people drinks?"

The scientist retorts with, "Make 'em doubles!"

The bartender deploys the drinks to e...

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