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Electric Car Jokes

When driving an electric car, never turn onto a dead end street.

you'll be stuck on a road with No Outlet.

I walked into the a electric car dealership,

I asked them how much they charge.

If Dodge made an electric car...

Would it be called a Dodge Chargeable

Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car?

No, you have to charge it.

Two electric car owners were seen today fighting over a charging port.

The police have said it was a charged environment and they will amp up patrols around area. A lot of witnesses were shocked and some saw someone socket to the other.

What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car owner have in common?

They both hope will make it home

Did you hear about new electric car from Germany?

It’s called a Voltswagen.

(Credit for this: Alexa this morning)

In 2025 Apple plans to make an electric car

Am just wondering if the car will have windows?

What’s the difference between elon musk and a lemur?

Elon Musk made an electric car

Lemurs Madagascar

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars...

... he was plain old Lon Musk

Governments worldwide are pushing electric cars.

It's just going to cause a re volt.

Yo mama so stupid.

She tried to kill herself by sitting in the garage with an electric car.

Some important news for electric car users. I learned today that, if you break down in an electric car, you can still use the AA.

But if you break down in a small electric car, you have to use the AAA.

Apple is planning on getting into the electric car manufacturing business.

Only when their cars are finally out in the market for sale, it will be fully autonomous. The steering wheel is optional. It will be sold separately for $5,000.

In a fit of rage, a friend of mine ran over a pedestrian with his electric car.

He will be charged with battery.

What do you call a German electric car?

A Voltswagen

If I flip my new Nissan electric car ...

Am I turning over a new Leaf?

Chevrolet is about to introduce another fully electric car

Many people think it's great but others think it's just re-Volting.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Did you hear apple is making an electric car?

Only problem is you have to buy an adapter to charge it at the station everyone else uses

Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States?

Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out

Due to increased fuel costs and because electric cars are so expensive, legislators voted today to reintroduce horse and buggy

The vote failed: one yea, 35 neigh

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**Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car?**

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What is the similarity between electric cars and your penis?

Both of them are touch to start

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

Never buy a second electric car from Chevy.

It's revolting.

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Why did Elon name his electric car the “Tesla”?

Because “Muskmobile” didn’t pass the smell test.

One of my Irish buddies tried to develop an electric car...

It didn't have great range as he couldn't get a long enough extension cord!

On Mothers day my churches handed o7t carnations to all the moms

On Father's day they handed out jumper cables. I kept quiet, because I drive an electric car, and didn't want to start anything.

Elon Musk was forced to resign and King Julien took over

They needed someone who was more passionate about electric cars and who could beat King Julien? I mean everyone knows King Julien was in the “Mad at Gas Cars” movies.

A second Cash for clunkers program for electric cars would be called ...

Cash for Clunkers 2 Electric Boogaloo

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Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.

Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sel...

Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter?

They call it electric car battery!

Frank is relaxing in a bar.

The bartender comes up to him and asks, "Why do you have such big coins?" for in Frank's pocket, there are some pretty big-sized coins.

"Well these are 10-inch pennies," he replies.

A woman nearby asks, "how did you get them?"

Frank then proceeds to tell the story of how he was ...

What does a gangster on an island say when they see a non-electric car?

Madagascar

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An engineer dies and goes to hell...

He is welcomed by his orientation demon, who shows him around and explains how things work. The engineer notices that a lot of things aren't working and are in dire need of fixing. The air conditioning is busted, the network is overloaded, there's power shortages everywhere, everything is overheatin...

Parents are like future electric cars

They can go for years without recharging

I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla...

...so I'm pretty Madagascar is all I can afford.

The genie of the lamp

A hipster goes to an antique market where he spots a cool looking brass lamp. It's only $20, so he buys and takes it home.
He spots a black mark on the side so he gets out the brass polish and rubs it to remove the mark. There's a flash and this giant Middle Eastern dude appeares in his lounge. "...

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An engineer and a scientist walk into a dive bar....

Smiling, happy, the engineer says, "Bartender, shots for everyone!"

The bartender leans in, confused, "I can tell you're not from around here. Are you sure you want to buy these people drinks?"

The scientist retorts with, "Make 'em doubles!"

The bartender deploys the drinks to e...

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