People are selling off their automobiles in droves...
They don’t want to catch that car owner virus.
What’s an automobiles favorite article of clothing?
Why are Russian automobiles the most unreliable?
They're always Stalin
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.
He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. ...
Where did the blonde with a drinking problem go?
To the Automobiles Association.
An American, a Korean, a Chinese, and a Russian walk into a bar...
...they settled into their seats and when they had loosened up after a few drinks they decided to extol the virtues of their homelands.
"American industry is so superb," said the American. "A sports team can decide to move to a different city, and within a year and a half we can build a stat...
A man went to the wishing well.
He wished for a superpower, any superpower at all.
The next day, he accidentally rammed into the wall, biting on the paint. He then dissolved into a sentient puddle, able to cover the places he moved around in paint.
"Whoa!" he said, changing out of that form. He rushed over to bite a...
Communism Joke (apparently it was one of Ronald Reagan's favorites)
A Soviet woman is trying to buy a Lada, one of the cheap automobiles made in the former Soviet Union. The dealer tells her that there is a shortage of these cars, despite their reputation for shoddy quality. Still, the woman insists on placing an order. The dealer gets out a large, dusty ledger and ...