A salesman asks how he can help. The snail says, "I want a Model S."
The salesman scoffs and says, "You're a *snail.* Why would you want a Tesla Model S?"
The snail sadly replies, "Nobody ever pays attention or even notices me. I can't seem to make friends or meet girls. I figure i...
Mid-life Crisis
A man in his 40's bought a new Tesla Model S and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to rev her up.
As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no...
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