What is it called when a Kardashian falls into the sea?

Pollution.

Air pollution is so low

That my wife is able to see her mistakes

Pollution levels have come down so drastically

That my wife is now seeing things from my point of view!

I was offered a job as a noise pollution officer...

But I had to turn it down.

Due to less pollution in the air

cloud files are clearly visible now

I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes.

Being selfless, I wished for world peace, reduce pollution and less traffic.

...

Should’ve read the terms and conditions. My bad.

The proliferation of electricity brought about light pollution in the sky during the industrial revolution

We've since doubled down and moved on to heavy pollution instead.

Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades sit down for a drink.

They know that, because of those pesky humans, it will be their last meeting in a long time. Zeus is attempting to combat climate change, Poseidon is dealing with rampant pollution and rising sea levels, and Hades needs to update his infrastructure to deal with the massive influx of souls after WW3....

Cigars are most ecological product in world.

It kills pollution directly from source.

There would be less pollution in the world if everyone joined reddit.

We've been teaching people how to recycle the same material for years.

Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution in the world

My solution: put a silencer in every school

What happens when the pollution rises in Los Angeles?

UCLA

Isis sent 8 terrorists to China

A few years ago, ISIS did train eight people for many months before sending them on terrorist missions to China.

The first guy’s target was Beijing’s most complex interchange. He passed out due to motion sickness.

The second guy wanted to blow up a public bus in Shanghai during rush ho...

What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge?

Pollution.

Call Captain Planet

The residents of a town are fed up with all of the pollution from factories, littering, and toxic waste.

Finally, a townsperson says, "We need Captain Planet!"

A moment later, a superhero looking dude shows up and says, "Did someone summon me?

The townspeople rejoice, an...

Kids

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you....

What do you call it when Kim K. goes to the beach?

Pollution

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Holmes and Watson go out camping.

Sherlock Holmes and his good friend Dr. Watson decide to make a trip to the countryside and go camping.

In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up Watson and asks him:

"John, look up at the sky. What do you see?"

Watson, still sleepy, slowly arranges his thoughts:
"The... ...

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me…"

God commented, "Well, what a big deal – inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was appare...

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