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Draw The Line Jokes

Where do you draw the line for stupidity?

Somewhere between Canada and Mexico..

I’m okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana.

But cocaine is where I draw the line.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

| don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.



But, anyway. You gotta draw the line somewhere, or
else people will think you're being irrational. But
that is beside the point.

Look, I'm all for coloring books...

but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.

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With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere.

I'm fine letting other people dot my i's, but crossing my t's?

That's where I draw the line.

I drink alcohol without hesitation, but drugs,

…drugs is where I draw the line.

I’m fine with substitute teaching math, science.. even music.

But art class is where I draw the line.

Jimmy approached his teacher

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

My friends tell me I make too many graphs…

but I know where to draw the line.

Xavier the Saviour

Back when I was a kid, I was part of a youth group at my local catholic church. There, I got to know the most well-revered and eccentric man in the entire community, Father Xavier.


He was never one for formalities, so he insisted everyone in his youth group call him by whatever endearing ...

I'll shotgun a beer, rip a bong, munch some shrooms...

But cocaine is where I draw the line.

y=mx+b jokes are great...

but at some point we'll have to draw the line.

I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

I refuse to use a pencil and a ruler on anything but paper...

that's where I draw the line.

I tried a few drugs here and there in my life. Weed, painkillers, alcohol etc.

But when it comes to cocaine I draw the line.

I hate connect-the-dot puzzles.

That’s where I draw the line.

I can make digital art and canvas art easily.

But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.

Why are artists so good at self control?

Because they always know where to draw the line.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

I have dabbled in Cartesian coordinates...

but vector geometry is where I draw the line.

My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...

I know where to draw the line...

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A bad joke

A guy finds a genie and says his wish is to fuck a goddess in a golden garden. He gets it, has some awkward sex in a lush garden with golden plants and teleports back to the genie. He then realised his mistake and asks the samething as a second wish. This time, before the goddess appears, he starts ...

A math joke my teacher told me on Friday

A: I don't understand why people use fractions, they are pointless.
B: I mean... I like them, but you gotta know where to draw the line or people will think that you're irrational.
A: I still don't see the point I using them.

I've heard Parler referred to lately as OnlyKlans, Fashbook, OkStupid, and HickTock

But I draw the line at "Inbreddit".

I may be a thief, but I would never steal a ruler...

That’s where I draw the line.

My son had a bad habit of drawing everywhere. First he started vandalising his toys, then the newspapers and eventually the furniture. But when he drew on the walls I had to stop him.

Because that's where I draw the line

I'm very good at math I can do number theory, combinatorics, but I cant bring myself to do graphs

That's where I draw the line

Tic-tac-toe

When I play Tic-tac-toe, I am fine with my opponent getting two squares in a row

But three is where I draw the line.

Some names make sense. Like "Johnson" was probably given to the son of a guy named "John". Or how someone with the family name "Smith" most likely had some Blacksmiths in the family at some point.

But when someone has the name "Dickinson." I draw the line.

I love write in notebooks which have margins,

But blank one's is where I have to draw the line.

They’re all kinds of weird fetishs out there. Some people even get off on graphing.

Thats where I draw the line.





I’ll see myself out.

What did the Ethics Professor say to the Art Major?

You have to draw the line somewhere!

Invisible man found dead in his apt.

Where do we draw the line?

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A woman goes to church for confession...

A perfect 10/10, one of the most beautiful women in the world.

“Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

“What sins will you be confessing today, my child?”

“I cheated on my husband with another man.”

The priest, still a virgin at age 58, loses all sense of decency as an ide...

I offered cocaine to my friend recently

He started smoking weed a couple months ago after a lot of persuading, so I thought he might wanna try this out, too.
When I offered it to him, he told me,
“I dunno man, I’ve gotta draw the line somewhere.”

We decided the kitchen table would be good.

I’m in high school and I like my classes for the most part,

but art is where I draw the line

I like to draw shapes in the sidewalk with chalk...

But the street is where I draw the line

I’m okay with smoking marijuana.

But cocaine is where I draw the line.

I would work at any job in the world

but an Artist is where I draw the line.

My girlfriend wanted me to expand my horizons by tasting weird looking vegetables

I said OK, but I draw the line at Stephen Hawking

My wife says I have too many hobbies

I already gave up tennis and swimming, but painting is where I draw the line.

I may be willing to solve equations..

but graphing is where I draw the line!

I can tolerate many drawing tools...

But straightedges are where I draw the line.

How do you decide whether he's got a Dad Bod and a Bad Bod?

You've got to draw the line on the big D.

International Boundaries

An Englishman, lecturing on his travels, was speaking disparagingly about the Scots and French in Canada, and how they intermarried with the Indians. "You'll find," he said "quite a number of Scot & French half-breeds, but you will not find any English half-breeds."

A Scot in the audience...

A priest and a rabbi are having a chat

The priest says “you know what I do with the alms at the end of the mass every Sunday?

- no, says the rabbi

- I draw a line on the floor of the church, and I throw the alms in the air. Everything on the right is for God, everything on the left is for me.”

And the rabbi replies...

EAT becomes FAT

If you don't draw the line.

I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad

But you have to draw the line somewhere.

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