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Disrupts Jokes

What’s white and disrupts dinner?

An avalanche.

What does a southern belle playing Magic the Gathering say when her opponent disrupts her mana production?

My lands!

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I'm not in favor of sex before marriage

disrupts the ceremony

The King's Headache

A King is sitting in his throne complaining of a headache.

"This chair was built poorly, it disrupts my posture and causes headaches."

The squire asks, "What shall we do my Lord?"

The King says, "There is a region known as Fenn, the artisans there build the finest chairs in t...

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