What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?
A keeper
Preventing childhood obesity is...
....as taking candy from a baby.
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My school had a assembly about preventing orgasms.
Nobody came
Obstacles Preventing A Happy Ever After
Tom: "When are you and your girlfriend getting married?"
Harry: "I would have a long time ago if it wasn't for her family!!"
Tom: "Her family?"
Harry: "Yes, her husband and three children."
Preventing transmittable diseases.
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while sh...
Doctor says banana is good for preventing constipation. It didn't work for me
...until I found out that he meant I should eat the banana.
Proventative measures for preventing disease from biting insects
Don't bite them.
Airport security agents do a great job preventing people smuggling bombs on their heads...
You've got to take your hat off to them.
They just passed a new law preventing a spouse from harming individuals when they are caught cheating.
As they say, "If you can't beat them, join them."
Two ships crash into each other on a densely foggy day on the ocean.
The two captains (a man and a woman) wind up in the same hospital and they fall in love. They give up their sailing careers to raise a family.
When the wife was almost ready to give birth, they decided it would be really sweet if their child chose a career that would be helpful in preventing...
Today our leaders closed of the southern border preventing people from coming to our country for a better life a better education and much needed health care!
As a Canadian I am outraged!
I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns...
The author classified the book as "non-friction"
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