Barge In Jokes - 5 Hilarious Barge In Jokes

Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.

Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The b...

The American and the Russian

Originally told by U.S. President Reagan in one of his speeches:

>An American and a Russian(before the fall of the Soviet Union) were bragging to one another.
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>American: We have a lot of freedom of speech. We can just go to the White House, barge in the President...

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Heaven's New Rule

Heaven is getting a little crowded, so God decides to have a new rule. The new rule is that no one can get into heaven from now on unless they had a really bad death. God explains this to all the angels, including St. Peter, who is the gatekeeper of heaven.

So St. Peter is waiting at the gat...

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A man and his wife decide to have sex

But the wife isn't comfortable with their son, Johnny, being able to barge in on them during the act.

The man has an idea.

He goes up to his son, "Johnny, let's make a deal. Stare out of the window and for every person dressed in black you see, I'll give you a dollar."

Johnny...

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3 cheerleaders NSFW

Three horny cheerleaders decide to take their boyfriends to a hotel and get fucked. So they check in at the hotel and go to their rooms. But their parents get worried for them and go looking for them. They find the hotel and go inside. They go up into the hallway and hear their girls. From one room ...

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