I was in the “cheap seats” at the Rodeo and I began to heckle the people in front because they were getting splashed by mud…
…boy, did I get some dirty looks.
How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?
Moooo!
two men were walking thier dogs...
Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. "You smell that?" tom asked. Bob replied, "the heck I do, let’s find where it’s coming from!”. After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said "let’s get something to eat!" they both were hungr...
Had my first stand up gig in front of an audience tonight
Did not go well.
I started my bit and sone dude started to heckle me.
He was like “hey you, down in front, we’re trying to watch the movie”
There was once the case of a licensed physician who was known for his harsh attitude on the job but he became markedly softer off of it.
It was also known as the curious case of Dr. Heckle and Mr. Chide.
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A man orders a coke at a bar
Every Saturday for the last 10 years a man goes into a bar and says "I can't don't like alcohol, can I just get coke?" The bartender obliges then asks the man, "Hey, let me make you just one drink to try, I know you'll like it. It's just rum and coke."
After being heckled the man responds, "...
COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.
Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...
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