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Intensify Jokes

if Christians read the Bible to get closer to God, what do atheists read to further intensify their non-belief?

The Bible.

*Dad jokes intensify*

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?



Great food, no atmosphere.

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The Grammar of F***

Transitive Verb: "I want you to fuck me until I can't walk."

Intransitive Verb: "We fucked until my dick fell off."

Phrasal Verb: "I'm going to royally fuck you up."

Noun: "That guy is such a dumb fuck."

Pronoun: "Look who fuck-face over there brought to the party."
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There is a woman, she is dying in her bed in her home.

Her husband is by her side, weeping.

“You know what I would like, before dying? She asks. I’d like to make love to you one last time”.

The husband agrees.

They start slow, gentle, but taken by their passion it becomes more frenetic. He start taking her in several positions, then...

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A man walks into a therapist's office.

"What seems to be the problem sir?" says the therapist

The man says, "I am very afraid of random letters."

Therapist: "Oh, you are?"

The man starts screaming and panicking.

Therapist: "Oh I see."

The man's screams intensify.

The sound effect of intensity makes sense

3Tons will intensify any moment

Taxidermist

A taxidermist was traveling for a job in a rural area, and stopped off for a meal at a local bar and grill. After entering all eyes were on him, and he felt quite uncomfortable so he hurried to the bar to place an order to go, when he turned around he was surrounded with hillbillies glaring. The lea...

These 3 Newfies are out fishing in the Atlantic....

...singing *row row row your boat* when a flying saucer appears and the aliens decide to try an experiment. They fire a beam into the boat that instantly removes a quarter of the Newfie's brains. The Newfies continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.*

The aliens decide to intensify ...

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