I love this joke and need help not making it bigoted. "Why don't they have ice in Poland?"
The lady with the recipe died.
Anyway I think this is hilarious although certainly disparaging to Polacks is there a way to restructure this so I'm not making fun of any particular culture or ethnicity? Thanks!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A student is looking for a university minor...
He finds a professor of assumption...
He asks what it is all about.
The professor asks, "Do you have a dog?"
"Yes, I do"
"So I assume you have a yard for a dog?"
"Yes, in fact"
"I assume you have a house then?"
"Why yes I do!"
"Therefore I assu...
International Boundaries
An Englishman, lecturing on his travels, was speaking disparagingly about the Scots and French in Canada, and how they intermarried with the Indians. "You'll find," he said "quite a number of Scot & French half-breeds, but you will not find any English half-breeds."
A Scot in the audience...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An upstart comedian speaks to a famous movie producer ...
"So, what's your idea?"
"Well, I want to make the film about how a wealthy New York businessman raised his child to become a selfish, arrogant prick just like himself. The boy's such a fucking asshole that even his neglectful father gets sick of the rat and sends him to a military academy. ...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
