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Servers Jokes

Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me.

If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too.
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Could you imagine if trump actually moved the files from govt servers to a private server?

That would be Hillaryous.

Edit: My first reddit silver! Thank you kindly!

Edit2: reddit gold?! You all are too good to me!
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Reddit servers went down today, so I went downstairs and spoke with my family.

They seem like nice people.
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The server joke

So a group of 4 sits down at their favorite restarant and starts chatting.
The server arrives at the table and greets them and starts his normal spiel.
The table is all listening but he sees the gentleman on his left just staring at his server apron.
Her looks at him and asked if there was...

I went to the Reddit restaurant

All of its servers were busy...
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What kind of servers do police hate?

FTP
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*Reddit account completes one circle around Reddit's servers*

Redditors: Happy Cake Day!!!
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What’s the difference between Reddits servers and your Mom?

People are surprised when Reddits servers go down.
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Call of Duty Servers

Going Dark.
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How are Xbox servers like hookers?

First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
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Well the EU servers are full

But they almost have one GB of extra space
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A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant...

All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute.
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Call of Duty servers

That’s the entire joke. What more did you expect?
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PokĂŠmon GO servers

Yeah, that's it.
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I was in a new IT themed restaurant the other day...

When I walked in I could see the place decorated like the inside of a computer. The tables looked like motherboards, the placemats looked like keyboards, and the glasses looked like giant USB sticks. The host was there to greet me and he was dressed in the usual "nerd" attire - glasses, pocket prote...
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What goes down longer than a dirty street hooker?

Reddit's servers.
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Let's go to Hooters!

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other’s stories.

At **age 32** they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where do you wanna go?"
...

I hacked Russia's servers last night and got caught...

I was Putin jail.
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CoD WW2 is so realistic...

Even the servers are from 1941.
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A man was eating at a restaurant ...

When he noticed all the servers had spoons in their pocket.

Curious, he asked his server “why do all of you carry spoons?”

“Oh that’s interesting,” replied the server. “Our manager attended a seminar and found out the spoon is the most frequently dropped utensil. This way we are alway...

Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now.

Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.
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What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?

Not a binary one, thats for sure.
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I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…

The servers are currently down...
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Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Linux servers, mostly.
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How many servers does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not my fucking sidework.

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It has been mentioned that when cruises start sailing again, the buffets will all be staffed with servers instead of just serving yourself.

The saddest job will be the person who has to push the buttons on the pop dispenser.   Why?   Because it is "soda pressing".


I will see myself out.

Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.

I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.
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I searched google for photos of Kim Kardashians asshole, but I think their servers are messed up.

All I get is photos of Kanye West

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.
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the servers were in such a hurry to set up the hors d'oeuvre tray that they forgot the crackers

they were cracka lackin
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Good news! Now that OnlyFans is getting rid of adult content

Your local restaurants will be able to hire servers again.
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I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...
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L.P.T. Servers and waiters aren't really into you. You may believe they are flirting by giving you more attention...

... but in reality they just want the tip.
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So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent?
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A king, a businessman and a network admin in hell.

A king, a businessman and a network admin meet the devil at the gates to hell.
- You can make one phone call, but you'd have to pay for it, - says the devil.
The king makes his call, asks who's the new ruler of the kingdom, was quickly assured that everything is fine, hangs the phone with ...
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I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play PokĂŠmon Go

The servers go down on me every day
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What's different between Red Lobster and Facebook ?

At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.
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Why did the restaurant staff deem the waiters absence due to depression to be a technical issue?

Because their servers were down.
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