Good news! Now that OnlyFans is getting rid of adult content

Your local restaurants will be able to hire servers again.

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Going To Hooters

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to New York and the other to Washington.
They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "...

What’s the difference between Reddits servers and your Mom?

People are surprised when Reddits servers go down.

How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

all of our servers are busy right now

please try again in a minute

Could you imagine if trump actually moved the files from govt servers to a private server?

That would be Hillaryous.

Edit: My first reddit silver! Thank you kindly!

Edit2: reddit gold?! You all are too good to me!

*Reddit account completes one circle around Reddit's servers*

Redditors: Happy Cake Day!!!

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It has been mentioned that when cruises start sailing again, the buffets will all be staffed with servers instead of just serving yourself.

The saddest job will be the person who has to push the buttons on the pop dispenser.   Why?   Because it is "soda pressing".


I will see myself out.

The office servers and network were suddenly incredibly slow...

Emails and messages weren’t been sent out and requests to access shared drives were timing out. Virtual meetings were coming to a standstill. It was serious.

The IT dept revved into action and started diagnosing everything - from the cables to the servers themselves to electrical supply to ...

What kind of servers do police hate?

FTP

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A man was eating at a restaurant ...

When he noticed all the servers had spoons in their pocket.

Curious, he asked his server “why do all of you carry spoons?”

“Oh that’s interesting,” replied the server. “Our manager attended a seminar and found out the spoon is the most frequently dropped utensil. This way we are alway...

NASA Scientists were eagerly waiting for the rover to send back the first sounds from Mars.

A program decades in the making, a feat of engineering never before accomplished. Not only did they include high resolution cameras for the landing, but incredibly robust microphones to capture the first sounds from an alien planet.

The team of people were huddled around a lab station for hou...

Reddit servers went down today, so I went downstairs and spoke with my family.

They seem like nice people.

Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.

I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.

How are Xbox servers like hookers?

First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Well the EU servers are full

But they almost have one GB of extra space

Call of Duty Servers

Going Dark.

I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers

Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.

Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me.

If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…

The servers are currently down...

Why did the restaurant staff deem the waiters absence due to depression to be a technical issue?

Because their servers were down.

Call of Duty servers

That’s the entire joke. What more did you expect?

What goes down longer than a dirty street hooker?

Reddit's servers.

the servers were in such a hurry to set up the hors d'oeuvre tray that they forgot the crackers

they were cracka lackin

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

I hacked Russia's servers last night and got caught...

I was Putin jail.

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I searched google for photos of Kim Kardashians asshole, but I think their servers are messed up.

All I get is photos of Kanye West

Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now.

Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is.

Pokémon GO servers

Yeah, that's it.

L.P.T. Servers and waiters aren't really into you. You may believe they are flirting by giving you more attention...

... but in reality they just want the tip.

Why did the founder of Reddit, Alexis Ohanian, get married to the tennis superstar Serena Williams?

Redditors are always looking for better servers.

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview.

Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent?

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How many servers does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not my fucking sidework.

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Linux servers, mostly.

To the people that say all lives matter, I disagree.

There are people out there that still yell at their servers.

CoD WW2 is so realistic...

Even the servers are from 1941.

A king, a businessman and a network admin in hell.

A king, a businessman and a network admin meet the devil at the gates to hell.
- You can make one phone call, but you'd have to pay for it, - says the devil.
The king makes his call, asks who's the new ruler of the kingdom, was quickly assured that everything is fine, hangs the phone with ...

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Free food isn't always the best

Tiffany and her coworkers are all servers and busboys at a busy seafood restaurant. Most of the food is higher end, and the plates can be pricey. The staff sees no problem with cleaning up the patrons' scraps, because they graze the leftovers at the same time.

A regular, Charlie, a man in h...

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