What do the Egyptians and Kardashians have in common?

Their daddies became mummies

Make a wish !!

1st blonde: "What are those things you blow to make a wish ?"

2nd blonde: "Sugar Daddies."

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Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies?

They're the best at fucking future generations.


Edit: u/squee45 for the superior punchline.


Edit 2 electric bugaloo: You all wanted to know what the original punchline was, so it was "they're the best at fucking the next generation"

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What do toy trains and boobs have in common?

They're both made for kids but daddies get to play with em.

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