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Daddies Jokes

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What does boobs and toys have in common?

They’re made for kids but daddies end up playing with them.

"Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on daddy's stomach, last night?"

"I have to do that, or daddies stomach gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."

"That's not going to work. "

"Why not?"

"Because Tina the babysitter, keeps blowing him back up again."

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Mommies and Daddies [nsfw]

A guy goes to prison for tax fraud and winds up sharing a cell with an absolutely massive violent offender called Bubba.

The cell door shuts for the night and the lights go out. Our protagonist is curled up on his bed literally fearing for his life on his first night in prison. Out of the dar...

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