A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" ...
What do you call a spider in a catholic church?
I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded
I think it was a jihaddy longlegs