Americans always have something to complain about, then suddenly they'll move on. Remember when people were up in arms about cupcakes, bathrooms, statues, police, riots, clean water? So when you think this "Wall" thing will last forever, just remember...

People will eventually get over it.

What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?

Desserted

I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale

I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes

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How to make Emo Cupcakes

What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven

Milk

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Sugar

We're

Going

Down

Swingin'

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A mother and daughter were at the zoo...

While they were at they the zoo, they see 2 monkeys having sex. The daughter asks the mother, “Mommy, what are those monkeys doing?” The mother panics and says, “They are making cupcakes”, to which the daughter just replies,”oh ok.”

The next day the daughter goes up to her mother and says, “Y...

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So there's this duck...

...and one day he's walkin down the street when he gets a huge craving for some donuts. So he goes to the bakery and walks in and says to the baker "hey man can i get a dozen donuts, half glazed and half boston creme?" And the baker's like "No, you can't. We don't serve ducks here." And the duck's a...

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A girl once asked her dad about her name

One night, Cupcake asks her dad how she got her name. So her dad tells her that cupcakes was something her mom loved to eat before she got pregnant. Her older brother then asks the dad about how he got his name.
Dad: Shut up, Dick!

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Some tidbits for your pleasure

I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight....
It's probably not a good night to go to jail.

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked...

Trump and Hillary walk into a pastry shop

Hillary whispers to trump "Look look.."

Grabs 3 cupcakes and sticks them in her pocket

Trump is shocked "What are you doing ? that's theft ! just watch and learn"

Trump calls the clerk "listen, if you give me a cupcake, ill show you an amazing magic trick", Intrigued, the clerk ...

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A mother takes her young daughter to the zoo...

While they're there, they see two monkeys having sex. "What are they doing, mommy?" asks the little girl. The mother, trying to maintain the innocence of her daughter replies, "They're...uh...making cupcakes".

On the way home they see two dogs having sex. Again, the girl asks what they're do...

I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me...

please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes.

She replied..."I won't dessert you."

Black History Month Bake Sale

Vanilla Cupcakes: $1

Colored Cupcakes: 3/5th of $1