He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I'm sending olive my thought and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?
Only one cannoli
What did the Jedi eat after a big dinner at the Italian restaurant?
Only One Cannoli (My 8 year old just told me this, and I laughed way too hard.)
My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor.
I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.
What do you call an Italian Jedi?
Obi Wan Cannoli.
Don't worry, I'll see myself out.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
A 300 pound Chinese businessman walks into an Italian buffet...
And proceeds to eat nonstop for hours. In a panic the head chef calls up his boss, the big bambino.
The chef says: "Boss! There's a large China man down here wolfin' down all da cannolis! I don't know what to do, and we've replaced the rigatoni 3 god damn times! Should I whack him?!?"
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery
“I’ll take 2 of these” he says. The baker replies, “There's only one cannoli.”
Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?
One cannoli guess.
How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat?
Only one cannoli