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Cannoli Jokes

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing.

If you lick a cannoli

It's called "cannolilingus"

An italian pastry chef was injured at work this friday

We Cannoli hope he makes a full recovery.

What do you call a Venetian cannoli

A Canali

What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert?

Only one Cannoli

What do you call an Italian Jedi?

Obi Wan Cannoli.

Don't worry, I'll see myself out.

Why the Baker went out of business...

- The turnover was disappointing
- His investors all wanted a slice of the pie
- The price of yeast wouldn't stop rising
- Customers said his service staff were too tarte
- His bakery business model became stale
- He tried to get another loan but the bank manager said " there Cannoli ...

Why can’t you hide from an Italian dessert?

You cannoli run.

Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?

His name was Only One Cannoli.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?

Only one cannoli

What did the Jedi eat after a big dinner at the Italian restaurant?

Only One Cannoli
(My 8 year old just told me this, and I laughed way too hard.)

Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery

“I’ll take 2 of these” he says.
The baker replies, “There's only one cannoli.”

Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?

One cannoli guess.

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

A 300 pound Chinese businessman walks into an Italian buffet...

And proceeds to eat nonstop for hours. In a panic the head chef calls up his boss, the big bambino.

The chef says: "Boss! There's a large China man down here wolfin' down all da cannolis! I don't know what to do, and we've replaced the rigatoni 3 god damn times! Should I whack him?!?"
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