If you lick a cannoli

It's called "cannolilingus"

Why can’t you hide from an Italian dessert?

You cannoli run.

You hear about the chef who died

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. His wife is really upset cheese still not over it.

What do you call an Italian Jedi?

Obi Wan Cannoli.

Don't worry, I'll see myself out.

What did the Jedi eat after a big dinner at the Italian restaurant?

Only One Cannoli
(My 8 year old just told me this, and I laughed way too hard.)

What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert?

Only one Cannoli

Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?

His name was Only One Cannoli.

What's Darth Vader's favorite dessert?

Only one cannoli

My friend dropped his box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he must be going through.

A 300 pound Chinese businessman walks into an Italian buffet...

And proceeds to eat nonstop for hours. In a panic the head chef calls up his boss, the big bambino.

The chef says: "Boss! There's a large China man down here wolfin' down all da cannolis! I don't know what to do, and we've replaced the rigatoni 3 god damn times! Should I whack him?!?"
...

There was once a pastry competition...

Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.

They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*

Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?

One cannoli guess.

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