I went to a fondue party last night and thought of a really great joke!
I was too embarrassed to say it though, it was really cheesy.
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How do you make fondue without one of those special pots?
You fondon’t.
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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?
Mandel broth
Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..
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My wife said she would divorce me if I didn't stop my cheese related puns.
It's no fondue be married to such a Munster anyways.
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What is Waldo's (Wally's) least favorite dish?
Fondue!
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People really hate my cheesy puns...
but I'm quite fondue of them.
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Many years ago I knew a man who's love for God was matched only by his love of dipping meat into melted cheese.
That's right, he was a Christian fonduementalist.
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