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My therapist told me that I’m terrible in picking up social cues.

I think she’s hitting on me.

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My therapist said that I have trouble interpreting social cues.

I think she wants to sleep with me.

I'm bad at reading social cues, can't make eye contact, am really good at drawing, and don't pick up on sarcasm...

I think I might be artistic.

Huge crash on the high way, a lorry full on snooker equipment toppled over

There were cues for miles

'I've always wanted to play snooker' I told my friend

'Do you know the rules?' he asked


'Yes'


'Do you have some cues?'


'Yes'


'A table?'


'Yes'


'So what's stopping you?'


'(sigh) I just don't have the balls'

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