What's white and furry and experiences massive mood swings?

A bipolar bear.

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Of all my body parts my dick has the most mood swings..

It is either up or down

Rock climbing is not good for my mood swings.

Too many ups and downs.

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Two guys called Richard were trying to see who could go higher on swings.

It was a real dick swinging contest.

An African Lumberjack

An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.

"Take a couple swings at that tree over there." The foreman said.

The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single ch...

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My wife wasn't happy with my mood swings, so she brought me one of those mood rings that changes color based on your mood.

We discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. And when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.

Teenagers have too many mood swings.

One second they are all giggly and happy, but when I put in the back of my van, they get all pouty and start crying. Ugh, teenagers.

What's black and white, red all over, and swings?

A nun on a meat hook!

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A monkey walks up to the lion and starts taunting him

"You stupid jerk! You cannot do anything to me", the lioness looks at the lion hearing that and gets surprised of his lack of reaction.

The monkey goes on "Imma fuck your momma you stupid lion!", the lion keeps ignoring the monkey, so the lioness asks "honey are you going to allow this peasa...

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A woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and inquires about it.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. You see, I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

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A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sides

A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sides. The first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.


The kingdoms ...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings

She had no arms ...
Knock knock
Who's there
Not Sarah

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

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