Couldn't Sell Jokes

"No bet," he said. "The steaks are too high."

Two business partners bought a special lot of suits. In the lot was a purple one, which they couldn't sell. One of the partners became so angry about the purple suit, he went home, I won't be back until you sell it, he said furiously, slamming the door behind him. His partner called him at home in ... read more

A pet store owner had a parrot that he couldn't sell. It was a beautiful creature, but annoying. He put it in a cage outside the shop to get it out of his hearing and to attract a potential buyer. The parrot took in the scenery until it saw a woman across the street. The bird yelled, "HEY LADY! YOU'... read more