Couldn't Save Jokes - 5 Hilarious Couldn't Save Jokes

Sadly, the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie from drowning

He was too far out

A man goes through a car accident...

A man goes through a car accident.

In the hospital, he is taken to emergency surgery. Unfortunely, the doctors couldn't save his legs.
He awakes a few hours later, in his room, where a doctor stands besides him.

"You've were in a car accident" the doctor told him "we had to take you...

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Singles on a deserted island

A luxury cruise ship offered a cruise for young singles only. But halfway through the voyage, the ship crashed. The Captain had been having a affair and didn't see the giant rock formation. The cruise ship went down in record time (as did the Captain). Most people on board were too drunk to act fast...

I kicked my wife off the bed when she was fast asleep

I kicked my wife off the bed when she was fast asleep to show her the man of her dreams couldn't save her.

Six weeks ago, my brother was deployed by Afghanistan...

And today he called home.

He asked me how things were back here, and so I took a deep breath and told him the truth.

"Your cat died."

My brother was aghast, especially at how coldly I said it.

"Joe, that's not how you break bad news." Miles away, I could hear the frustr...

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