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Couldn't Finish Jokes

Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.

I went out, but another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.

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A guy was having sex with a girl against a 1963 Corvette Stingray, but he couldn't finish

Those are hard to come by

Why couldn't the prisoner stop talking?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

yo mama so lazy...

she couldn't finish the

I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking.

It was so disgusting I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich.

A stuttering friend of mine died in jail the other day..

.....he couldn't finish his sentence.

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Why was Hitler never an athlete?

He couldn't finish a race.

Biden looked like a prisoner constantly having bad behavior.

'Cause he couldn't finish a sentence.

I had a clock for lunch earlier.

I couldn't finish it, it was time consuming.

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I started reading a book on anorgasmia

...but I just couldn't finish.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if the lived by the bay, they would be bagels.



My very quiet intern brought this in when I asked her to find a joke a day to share. She couldn't finish telling it without cracking up.

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Donald Trump go for a walk in the woods...

...And they get completely lost. They are now wondering through the forest for hours, weather is starting to get worse, night is coming, its getting cold, its not looking good. Sad. When suddenly they spot a light coming from the nearby mountain, so they head on towards it.

When they get ther...

A Taoist, Catholic and Hindu are on a plane that's about to crash...

Knowing that they couldn't escape in time, they decided to pray to their respective gods. The Taoist prayed to his God and lived. The Catholic prayed to his God and he too, lived. The Hindu prayed to his God but died because he couldn't finish saying his God's name.

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New year resolution : First day at the gym

As a new year resolution, I, like million others decided to join a gym and hire a trainer. After some warm up, the trainer brought me to the equipment. a vertical row machine. He showed me how to use the machine and suggested that i exercise one arm at a time. Looking at my physique (if i can call t...

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Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler?

He couldn't finish a race either.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Did you hear about the constipated composer?

He couldn't finish the last movement.

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