A homophobe, a child molester, and a con man walk into a bar
The bartender says "What will it be, Father?"
What do you call a Con Man with Leprosy?
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A small town Sheriff catches a rapist and con man.
While thrilled that he finally caught the two, he wasn't sure what to do with them as the town jail in need of repairs and he didn't have staff to watch them.
He got the idea of letting the townspeople teach them a lesson and to raise money at the same time.
The next day, he tied the...
Why is it impolite to say Donald Trump is a racist, con man and a cheat?
Ettiquete dictates you say, "President Donald Trump is a racist, con man and a cheat."
A con man is arrested for conning several women out of their jewelry.
The sheriff's prison is full and doesn't have the budget to hold him anywhere else so that weekend he ties the man to a pole and creates two lines. In one line citizens pay a dollar to punch him in the face, in the other they pay five dollars to kick him in the balls. On the final day one guy pa...
What's the difference between a priest and a con man?
Con men don't believe their lies