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You and 2 friends of yours walk through a forest

after a while you lot stumble upon a hut, from which a weird old lady, resembling a witch, comes out from. She slowly says
*"...do not step on the purple flower..."*
and then goes back into her hut.

A little confused, you exchange looks with your friends, shrug, and keep walking.
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My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was comming

My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was coming...


After that butt dial I now leave my phone on the night stand.

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An Englishman's got a vanload of monkeys

So an Englishman's got a vanload of monkeys; he's taking them to the zoo. About half way there his van breaks down, so he pulls over. Anyway, he looks in his rear-view mirror and he sees Paddy comming up behind him with an empty van, so he pulls him over. The Englishman says "Paddy, if I give you 50...

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Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duck tape

Old timer sitting on his porch and saw a kid pass by carrying a duct tape. Old timer asked the kid "hey son what are you going to do with that duct tape?" The boy said " im going to catch some ducks with it". Old timer said " you cant catch ducks with that". The boy said "watch me old man".

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Nsfw a rabbit and a bear cross a field and stumble on a green lamp.

The rabbit spoting the lamp instinctively rubbed it and in his astonishment and with a large puff of smoke a genie appeared coughing and splutering...

"Wow thank you both for releasing me its been ages since my last release. As customary i grant you both three wishes of your hearts desire"...

What do you call a man with no balls?

Doesn't matter...he's not comming

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