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Safari

On a recent holiday to Africa I went on a wildlife safari. It was fantastic seeing all the animals in their natural habitat, until I found the biggest elephant I've ever seen in my life dead on the ground. Sitting on top of the elephant was a pigmy.

Me. "Thats the biggest elephant I've ev...

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A man from stockholm decieds to move away from the grinde of the big city and buys a house in northern sweden out in the middel of nowhere

After having bougth his house and get settled a local comes to his house and greats him
"Hi! im your closest neighbour and i wanna invite you to a welcoming party!"
The stockholmer is pleasnetly supprised and agrees
"Alrigth! ill see you tomorrow! but just so you know thiere is gonna ...

A lawyer calls up a plumber to come out to his house...

The plumber takes a look and says, OK, I can fix it today, and it will be $800.

The lawyer raises an eyebrow and asks, how long will it take? The plumber responds, "well, I need about an hour round trip to the supply house for a part, and then it should take me about an hour for the repair"<...

Male Bees

Male Bees die after mating...
Thats basically their life..
Honey, Nut, Cheerio...

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