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A Stark, A Lannister and a Bolton walks into a bar.

Bartender: "What's up Lady Sansa?"

John Bolton: What really happened

At a secret meeting, Kim Jong-un asked Bolton how he would describe Trump's constant wavering on the nuclear issue.

"Just fluctuations," Bolton shrugged.

"Fluck you white people too," snapped Kim.

What did the asian plumber say to Ramsey Bolton?

*you have a reek*

What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

What's Ramsay Bolton's least favorite song?

Who let the dogs out?

What do you call breast implants that fall out and go missing?

Bolton Wanderers.

I went to the doctor thinking i have long covid...

ME: Doctor, I think I have long covid

Doctor: have you lost your sense of taste..

ME: Definitely, I think listening to Michael Bolton is cool...

Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome

What do Rob Stark and Donald Trump have in common?

Both were betrayed by a Bolton

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.

When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

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